*Attn to all: This is a quite "bo liao" post and if you all think you are one of those ppl who fit these criterias, please don't read...
1) Under 12 years old or over 40 years old.
2) Go to school library everyday, come back home study, seldom watch HK series and sleep at 10pm sharp.
3) Not hokkien or rather don't understand hokkien.
4) Sensitive to vulgar languages and the most vulgar word you said before is "pig".
5) Lecherous (hamsap) people.
1) Under 12 years old or over 40 years old.
2) Go to school library everyday, come back home study, seldom watch HK series and sleep at 10pm sharp.
3) Not hokkien or rather don't understand hokkien.
4) Sensitive to vulgar languages and the most vulgar word you said before is "pig".
5) Lecherous (hamsap) people.
6) No sense of humour.
Yesterday as usual, bubbles attended our usual thursday "make-up class" conducted by Cutie. Those that joined the course are Posh, Jolly, Spiky, Groovy, Cool and Cutie's sis-in-law.
We were discussing this topic about breast. (Sorry Cutie...)
Actually the story was from a forwarding email about how this woman had gotten a disease from some 3rd world country. What started out as an inflammation on her breast later turned into a larvae house! YUCK YUCK YUCKS!! *goosebumps* I think probably most of you all have seen it plus the pictures and also a very very DISGUSTING video about it.
All of us freaked out! Cutie the most coz she rushed to the toilet to self-check after reading the mail and also FORWARD it to freak all of us out. She freaked out also when she noticed her shower head looks like the larvae breast. Hhahahhaa... Alright, SHUT UP...
We went yamcha in Coffee House after that and they started talking bout it again. Cutie's hairs immediately stood up like they were listening to the "Negaraku" song.
Groovy tot she "tan dio" coz she was having the ham and cheese part. After few bites,
Groovy (frowned face): I think there's something wrong with the cheese...taste a bit funny...
Cutie proceeded to pronounce the word in bahasa baku... DIARR/HEA... Come on everybody, let's pronounce it 10 times in bahasa baku.
Jolly: Ahhahhaha, later you call boss and say "Hello boss, today i can't come to work coz i DIARR/HEA!" Then the boss will "Huh?"
Yesterday as usual, bubbles attended our usual thursday "make-up class" conducted by Cutie. Those that joined the course are Posh, Jolly, Spiky, Groovy, Cool and Cutie's sis-in-law.
We were discussing this topic about breast. (Sorry Cutie...)
Actually the story was from a forwarding email about how this woman had gotten a disease from some 3rd world country. What started out as an inflammation on her breast later turned into a larvae house! YUCK YUCK YUCKS!! *goosebumps* I think probably most of you all have seen it plus the pictures and also a very very DISGUSTING video about it.
All of us freaked out! Cutie the most coz she rushed to the toilet to self-check after reading the mail and also FORWARD it to freak all of us out. She freaked out also when she noticed her shower head looks like the larvae breast. Hhahahhaa... Alright, SHUT UP...
We went yamcha in Coffee House after that and they started talking bout it again. Cutie's hairs immediately stood up like they were listening to the "Negaraku" song.
Nola, not the hairs on her head, it's the hairs on her arms. I wonder about the guys' reaction when they saw it but for us - females, it was ultimate disgust. More disgusting than seeing a snake swallow a rat in National Geographic channel. Donno why later the story somehow changed and tat people tot the disease was caused by dirty bras. Ok ok, i STOP now... Cutie must had stop reading this entry by now...wuahhaha...
This is not the whole point of this entry...there was this scenario in coffee house...
Cutie: Finish the club sandwich la Groovy, i know you want to eat it...
This is not the whole point of this entry...there was this scenario in coffee house...
Cutie: Finish the club sandwich la Groovy, i know you want to eat it...
Groovy (secretly wanted to eat it but looked at Cool): Share share la...i eat the top part you eat the bottom.
Groovy tot she "tan dio" coz she was having the ham and cheese part. After few bites,
Groovy (frowned face): I think there's something wrong with the cheese...taste a bit funny...
Cutie: Really? Just now i ate it didn't taste anything funny also...
Groovy: Nvm, see if tomolo i got "lao sai" or not la...
Spiky: Eh Groovy, you should be the "standard" one in our group and not say "lao sai"...
Cutie: Yalo, wat's lao sai in english har?
Jolly: Diarrhea... (see now i spelled it out for u)
Cutie: How to spell?
Jolly: D...I...A...R...I... (looked at Groovy to help out)
Groovy spelled it out...(she missed out a R...also no standard)
Cutie: Huh, then the H don't need to pronounce?
Jolly: No need. Pronounce the R only.
Cutie proceeded to pronounce the word in bahasa baku... DIARR/HEA... Come on everybody, let's pronounce it 10 times in bahasa baku.
Jolly: Ahhahhaha, later you call boss and say "Hello boss, today i can't come to work coz i DIARR/HEA!" Then the boss will "Huh?"
Cutie: But now most of us don't wan go to work will sms to boss only woh...no need to call...
Spiky: Yalo, i also will put "lao sai" only...
Cutie: Yalo, put "lao sai" can liao...
This is the best part...
Jolly: No, i just put "WATERSHIT"...
Wuahahhahahaahha...funny rite? No? There's another one...from Jolly. I will call it the "CB" joke...
Jolly (laughed a bit before telling): You know now the citibank got this Cash Back Credit Card rite?
Some of us nodded but some shook heads. Jolly continued...
Jolly: In short, they call it the CB card.
At this time, most of us started giggling liao. If you understand Hokkien you will giggle by now also...
Jolly mimic a phone using her hand and pretended to talk to the customer.
Jolly: Hi boss, you wan to buy the Ci Bai card or not? The more you use the card, the more Ci Bai you get...
WUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...The whole table erupted into laughter...
Still not funny to you? Oh well then, i think you are the one who enjoys seeing the larvae breast...
1 comment:
behtahan.. :D
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