Friday, August 04, 2006

Trip of the Year 2006

~~~The Departure~~~
17/6/06
Posh looked at her watch. It was 11.00pm and she was standing outside the mini-market of the Esso petrol station situated along Kesas Highway. She then turned to face Brandon, the love of her life. “Wait for me ok? I’ll be back soon.”

Brandon: “I know…just be careful”. Too bad I can’t go. Suddenly a huge lorry sped past them on the highway stirring up a gust of carbon monoxide and dusty air which went into Brandon’s eyes. He rubbed his eyes frantically with his shirt sleeve.

Posh saw Brandon’s watery eyes, a bit surprised. “Don’t be silly, dear. I’ll just be gone for 3 days only and I’ll be careful, I promise…” She felt sad to leave her love one behind but yet she couldn’t contain her excitement.

“Ahem, ahem…” coughed Jolly which was just few feet away.

A gold-coloured Honda arrived at the petrol station with Sassy, Gutsy, Spiky and Gutsy’s hubby – CK (not Calvin Klein). Minutes later, a silver Waja came with Groovy, Cutie, Cool and Groovy’s bf – Vince. Baby and her hubby – BH arrived later in another silver Waja. Sassy had bought some food (junks + breads) for us to eat along the “lengthy” journey and she divided them equally for us.
All bubbles were clad in black T-shirts with a big O or whatever tat symbol is. YES, those were Levi’s T-shirts; NO we were not going for a Levi’s promoting road-show.
Our motto: Free to move…

Our missions: 1) Play and have fun nonstop like an EverydayEveready battery.
2) Relax and eat like a pig.
3) Have an eyeful of sexy beach babes.
4) Get piss drunk without fearing to drive back home and get caught.
5) Get a tan soooo nice till Louis Koo has to stand aside.

“Ngo gam yao yeng zong you dan hoi?”

Where else can we do all these? *background music with ren xian qi + ah niu + guang liang voice*


Neither taking the bus nor plane, we had taken the challenge to drive there instead. Don’t worry, we had 3 endao, macho, bigbelly men with us and the rest were backup drivers. Around 11 plus, we fed the cars, segregated the food and passengers to each car and we were ready to hit the road.

Brandon waved goodbye sadly to Posh however she was busy doing this






2 comments:

Cutiez said...

waHHhhhAhhhh.... good hor .. erm .. clear describe.. but in wrong station.. its "ham kak" petrol station nt da"lao hor" station la ah moi .. haa~~~~~

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Cutiez said...

waHHhhhAhhhh.... good hor .. erm .. clear describe.. but in wrong station.. its "ham kak" petrol station nt da"lao hor" station la ah moi .. haa~~~~~

("'@_@)