Trip of the Year 2006 (7)

~~~The Redang Pageant~~~

Emcee 1: “Ladieees and gentlemen! The sun is bright, the sand is white, and you are at the right place at the right time!”

Emcee 2: “Open your eyes wide guys, coz you don’t want to miss out this spectacular event. The first ever pageant held in Redang!”

E1: “Let’s not waste anymore time and go through all the contestants shall we? But before that, you may need to stick tissue papers up your nose first. *wink*”

E2: “Here we GOooooo….”

E2: “Ah, time really flies. We are gonna announce the winners now.”
E1: “Wah lau eh, so gan cheong…pls put on some music please.” *drumroll*

*background music*
E1: “First category, MISS SEXY SWIMSUIT, goes to contestant number…4. USA!!!”
E2: “Miss USA’s swimsuit was tailor-made by Giogio Armama in which the colour and style matches perfectly with Posh’s fair skin and great body.”

E1: “Next we have MISS SWEETEST SMILE that goes to….YES! Number 6, MALAYSIA!!” E2: “According to the judges, Miss Malaysia’s smile is the most genuine and friendliest. They may also consider starring her in the next Colgate advertisement.”

E1: “Alright, our MISS TRENDY SUNGLASSES goes to Cool from China!!”
E2: “Miss China’s sunglasses were designed by B-look which is the latest and will be released to the market next year. Moreover Miss China’s pretty features brings out its elegant and superiority.”

E1: “Next category is MISS SPORTY HEADGEAR!
E2: “The winner is Miss Brazil!!! Cutie shines brightly with this pink visor by GURLS. No other contestants can compete as Miss Brazil’s head fits the best.

E1: “The following category we have here is MISS STYLO SARONG and the winner is…Miss Phillipines!!”
E2: With this colourful wrap-around sarong, Miss Phillipines outshone the others with her loveliness and spirit.

E1: “Last but not least, MISS GRACEFUL POSER goes to Miss Japan!”
E2: “The most graceful one with a graceful smile and attitude…”

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Despite all the commotions going on at the beach…